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Old Bones of the River

Old Bones of the River

Representation Score

1.4/10

Minimal

1938

Director

Marcel Varnel

Runtime

90 minutes

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Old Bones of the River reflects the socio-political constraints of its 1938 setting, emphasizing British colonial perspectives. The story centers around the ability to act of the British protagonist, Professor Tibbetts, while indigenous populations are depicted within a colonial hierarchy. The film employs conventional colonial adventure and comedy clichés. Instead of critiquing power dynamics, it reinforces Western educational and administrative standards in African territories. Overall, the work upholds traditional Western structures without offering contemporary characters who reflect more than one aspect of diversity or nuanced explorations of identity.

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Category Breakdown

Does Old Bones of the River have LGBTQ+ representation?

Minimal

The film adheres to traditional gender and orientation norms typical of 1930s British comedy. There are no characters or narratives addressing non-straight identities.

How does Old Bones of the River portray gender?

Limited

The story focuses on male characters like the Professor and the Commissioner. Women play minor roles and there is no challenge to the gender norms of the time.

How racially and ethnically diverse is Old Bones of the River?

Limited

Set in colonial Africa, the film portrays non-white characters within a traditional colonial structure. Indigenous people are shown using historical stereotypes of reform and trickery.

How does Old Bones of the River represent religion and culture?

Minimal

The film emphasizes Western colonial institutions and the importance of Western intervention. It promotes Western authority through themes of education and taxation.

Does Old Bones of the River include disability representation?

Minimal

No characters with disabilities are featured. The Commissioner's malaria is used solely as a plot device to transfer administrative duties.

Present on Screen

  • The film captures the essence of 1930s British comedic traditions and colonial-era storytelling.

Limited or Absent

  • The narrative lacks women's ability to drive the story and relies on colonial clichés that reinforce Western institutional authority.
  • Indigenous populations are depicted following historical hierarchies without nuanced or characters who reflect more than one aspect of diversity.
  • There is no representation of LGBTQ+ individuals or diverse gender identities.

Official Synopsis

Hay plays Professor Benjamin Tibbetts, representative of the Teaching & Welfare Institution for the Reformation of Pagans (otherwise known as T.W.I.R.P for short), and dedicated to spreading education amongst the natives of colonial Africa. As he arrives (still trying to learn the native language via recordings), Professor Tibbetts is tricked into sneaking a gin still into the country by a local prince. Later, Tibbetts makes his way to Kombooli High, where his students wear Eton collars alongside their native garb and Tibbetts finds himself sporting a mortarboard and safari shorts due to the heat. When the Commissioner falls ill with a dose of malaria, Tibbetts is forced to take over his duties, which include collecting the taxes. Upriver, he finds an old paddlesteamer operated by Harbottle (Moore Marriott) and Albert (Graham Moffatt) and the threesome rescue a baby from death by sacrifice.

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