
Doggiewoggiez! Poochiewoochiez!
2012

2009
RDirector
Nick Moore
Runtime
52 minutes
Average Rating
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The fine folks at EIT have spent years digging thought thrift establishments, video caverns, and haunted houses throughtout the country in order to create the most mind-melting VHS mash-up imaginable. Literally thousands of hours of video gold have been chopped up into millions of pieces and gluded back together into an ever-multiplying bizarre path to allegorical self-enlightenment and surreal resurrection. Obviously!
Overall Score
Fair
Category Breakdown
LGBTQ+ Representation
Specific character arcs are difficult to verify within this collage of found footage. However, the mash-up medium often utilizes queer aesthetics and non-normative editing to disrupt heteronormative broadcasting standards.
Gender Representation
The film lacks a central protagonist or structured gender hierarchy. Fragmented editing strips characters of their original context, disrupting traditional tropes of masculine leadership or feminine submissiveness.
Racial & Ethnic Diversity
Representation is a byproduct of the vast array of historical media fragments used. Because there is no curated cast, diversity is incidental rather than a deliberate effort toward intersectional storytelling.
Religious & Cultural Diversity
The film excels at subverting Western media institutions. By repurposing low-culture VHS artifacts, it functions as an anti-capitalist critique of mainstream broadcasting and polished cultural standards.
Disability Representation
There is insufficient evidence to determine the portrayal of disability. The focus on sensory overload and surrealism does not provide a platform for character-driven disability narratives.
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AI Analysis
Everything Is Terrible! The Movie is a radical work of media deconstruction that prioritizes surrealism over traditional storytelling. Because it functions as a non-linear montage of thousands of VHS fragments, it lacks the scripted characters and cohesive narratives required to measure identity-based representation through standard metrics. While the film lacks intentional character development, it achieves progressive value by rejecting institutional media hierarchies. It replaces moralistic, mainstream structures with a postmodern, fragmented reality that challenges how we consume culture. Ultimately, the film's diversity is a byproduct of its archival nature. It offers a broad spectrum of human imagery through found footage, though it lacks a curated approach to intersectional representation.

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